Strawberry picking

Emil was at Fred's backyard looking over Fred's strawberry patches. After plucking off two strawberries, Fred said "why don't I hold them for you so you can pick more?" Emil responded:"that's okay. I have two hands!"

"Rest"

After spending an hour in the hot sun in Fred's backyard, Emil came running home. He sat down on the front door step and said: "I just wanna take a break in the shade now, it's too hot." Five seconds later, he was up running around again. But of course, he's Emil!

Parenting in the USA

Almost three years into it, parenting has its goods and bads like everything else. What I like about parenting in the USA: 1. Second hand shops with high quality clothes and toys 2. Amazon Prime or Amazon Mom, love the free second day shipping and Instant Videos! 3. Family friendly restaurants, shops and availability of public restrooms. The last bit was a huge problem when we were in Berlin last summer. Emil was 1 month short of 2 years old and already potty trained. We needed to go to the bathroom every 2 hours and he had many accidents because we couldn't get to a toilet fast enough. 4. Very little neighborhood play and replaced by scheduled "play dates". What I dislike about parenting in the USA: 1. High rats of food allergies in children. Not sure why is this happening but I find all the nut-free zones and practices annoying. 2. Late potty training. I don't know how some parents do it, but I sure am glad I'm not changing a poop diaper on a verbal and active 3 year old. The ironic thing is American parents emphasize respecting children's needs to the tee and yet controlling one's bodily functions is apparently not part of the teaching. 3. Playing nice and fair. Not sure if this is the thought in other countries, but here parents focus a lot of avoidance of conflict. If two children fight over toys, it's rare for a parent to wait a few minutes and letting the children work on the conflict themselves before stepping in. Also on playgrounds designed for little kids, you will see parents walking just one step behind their kids to make sure they don't fall. How can the kids learn the physical limits of their bodies if there's always a parent telling them to slow down and stop?!

Sweet boy

While sitting down on the toilet, Emil asked his Daddy to stay. Emil: "I want you to wait in my room daddy." K: "Why?" Emil: "Because I like you to wait there when I poop." K: "Ok, but why?" Emil: "Because I like you."

Last Names

Me: "Emil, what's Fred's last name?" Emil: "Young!" (not too surprising as Fred told him the previous day in the car, but I'm impressed with his memory) Me: "What's your last name?" Emil: "Kristen." (not bad) Me: "What's my last name?" Emil: "Aw-aw!" (ha!) Me: "What's Oskar's last name?" Emil: "Chubby!" (hahaha!)

Conversation with Jane

Jane: "I'm not too bright today."
Emil: "I'm not too shiny today!"

S*HIT Emil says - part 2

I bumped into Emil while he was running around being his normal crazy self. He immediately put on a sad face.

"Mommy! You felled me down!"

"Oh really, sorry!"

"I hurt. You felled me down!"


He has also wanted to race and make a game of everything. This morning while going downstairs after waking up, Emil wanted to race against Kristian. Of course, he was the first one to get down to the kitchen level because his daddy is a nice guy. ;)

"I won you, daddy!!! I won you. hahaha. "